You don't stop a trainwreck

Jews Offering New Alternatives to Homosexuality

http://www.jonahweb.org/index.php

http://www.zshare.net/download/12414281c9a54f46/

check it out for real, its totally different from anything she has ever done. its very timberland meets justin meets sean paul....

that's it. no more. i'm over it. that's all.

"john, come sign this"
"what is it?"
"oh, just some forms that say when i die, you get everything."

* * * * *
"i only told my mother to "fuck off" two times, once when she didn't want me to get married, and the other time when she didn't want me to get divorced."
* * * * *
"i never stopped to think about what it was like for her, being charged with second degree murder for killing her father"

Become active member of the Bourgeoisies.

"why are you on a flushing your liver?"
"because i am a 52 year old man with an 80 year old liver."

fucking korean youtube!

"marriage is like death; you have to prepare for the worse."

I feel sick to my stomach. there is a knife slowly being pushed inside of me. i'm weak. i am trying hard to hold back tears. there is a huge lump in my throat. i cant stop thinking about it. i shouldn't care. i told my self i would not care.

Lil' Kim is in Sex and the City: The Movie






Here she is at a mock fashion show. She is all the way to the right. Her part is rumored to be "more than just a cameo."

"i am going to examine your scrotum, will you please hold your penis out of the way."

"you let him go home with the hooker killer!?"

and one more for good luck...


"you fucked a murderer!?!"

"Obviously, you are going to see a vagina."

"And on Wednesday, we will watch a really good documentary on breasts."


-Jennifer Mootz, M.A.

"i know ethan is jewish, so tell him to ignore jesus on the cross."

another day without human contact. i now understand why Jack Torrance killed his family....

"Great, I killed it with my Channel."